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SLOGANS

  • 1998-"AHHH,ROCKY ROAD,A SLICE OF HEAVEN!"
  • 1999-"PRIDE AND INTEGRITY","WORTHY OF THE BRAVE", "ROCKY ROAD FREEDOM COMPOUND"
  • 2001-"FOUR YEARS OF PEACE,LOVE AND HARLEYS!"
  • 2002-"2002,RED ,WHITE AND BLUE,I'M WITH YOU!","FIVE YEARS OF STRENGTH AND HONOR"
    (security slogan) "2002-BLACK OR BLUE IT'S UP TO YOU"
  • 2003-"STRESS FREE IN 2003"(IT NEVER HAPPENED!)
  • 2004-"BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, 2004!"
  • 2006-"STIRRIN' UP DA' STIX-2006!"
  • 2007-"IT'S A ROCKY ROAD TO HEAVEN!"

SAYINGS

  • "DID YOUR PARENTS REALLY NAME YOU ROCKY ROAD?"
  • "OPEN TILL DAYLIGHT, CLOSED TILL NOON!"
  • NASCAR ACRONYM:Non Atheletic Sport Circling Around Rednecks!
  • "HEY, YOU COULD TURN THIS INTO A NICE CAMPGROUND SOMEDAY!"
  • "COMIN' ALIVE IN 2005"
  • "75 acres of fun and excitement!"
  • "CHILDREN AND PETS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY!"
  • "WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON BEING ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!"
  • "JOEY, CLOSE YOUR CAMPER DOOR-THE FLIES ARE GETTIN OUT!"
  • "HOLD ON, THIS COW FLIES! ROCKY TWEAKED IT"
  • "HEY, DUDE,YA GOTTA MOVE YOUR BIKE-NO JAP BIKES ON THE ASTROTURF!"
  • "HEY, WHO PARKED MY BIKE BY THE SHIITTERS?"
  • "WOW, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FLAG UP THERE?"
  • "JOEY WHO?"
  • "HEY DR. KEVORKIAN, TRIED TO MURDER ANYONE LATELY?"
  • "DON'T MIND HIM, HE'S FROM JERSEY!"
  • "WHERE WE GOIN', WHAT ARE WE DOIN'?"
  • "WE'RE TAKING A RIDE TO THE KANGAROO HIGHWAY,WANNA GO?"(KANGAMANGUS!")
  • "C'MON SCOOP, GET UP OFF THE GROUND!"
  • "TRY A SIP, IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!"
  • "TASTES GOOD, AND GOOD FOR YA TOO!"
  • "HI MY NAME IS JOE LINDSAY"
  • "WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT GUY DEATH?"
  • "QUIET TIME? YUP WE HAVE QUIET TIME-BETWEEN 6 AM AND NOON-SO DON'T WAKE ME UP!
  • "YUP, WE HAVE HAVE A TEAM OF EXPERTS WORKIN' ON IT AS WE SPEAK!"
  • "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HEART SHAPE ROCK?"
  • "IT'S CALLED ROCKY ROAD NOT JOEY ROAD!"
  • "HEY,PSST,WHY DO THEY CALL HIM DEATH?"
  • "DEATH!!!, GET OUTTA THAT BED!!!!"
  • "HEY MOUTH, BEHAVE!"
  • "HEY JOEY, WHATS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?"
  • "THANK YOU FOR CALLING ROCKY ROAD, HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?-NOPE, I'M SORRY MR BAGONE IS IN COURT TODAY!"
  • "HELLO ROCKY ROAD, DEATH SPEAKING, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?"
  • "EXCUSE ME, ARE THEY OLD BULLETS???, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS PLACE WAS SAFE???, YUP THAT'S WHY IT'S SAFE!!!"
  • "JUST GO SET UP, HE WON'T WAKE UP FOR A WHILE-MAYBE AROUND NOON!"
  • "UHMM FAMILY CAMPING, WELL YOU MIGHT BE BETTER OFF UP THE STREET AT THE OTHER ONE!"
  • "DON'T ASK, DO YOU HAVE?, SAY WHERE IS?"
  • "WE HAVE EVERYTHING HERE AT ROCKY ROAD"
  • "CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND A ROCK?"
  • "LET'S GO TAKE OVER THE BAR"
  • "ONLY A SIP, IT'LL PUT YOUR DICK IN THE DIRT!"
  • "IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT HER!"
  • "HEY BUDDY, CONTROL YOUR BITCH!"
  • "I'M THE KING OF MY CASTLE"
  • "IT MIGHT BE SWEET, BUT IT'S OBSOLETE!"
  • "JESSE JAMES WHO?"
  • "HEY ZILLA,HOW MANY WEEK ANNIVERSARY IS IT?"

NICKNAMES

  • THE BIG KAHUNA
  • THE BIG CAN OF TUNA
  • ROTTEN CAN OF TUNA
  • MASTER MOUTH
  • MOUTH AND HER DAUGHTER MINI MOUTH
  • MINI MIKE
  • BIG MIKE
  • TUMBLELINA
  • THE LOCAL GYPSY
  • QUEENY
  • JIM ST. JIM
  • TUMBLELINA 2
  • CRASH TEST DUMMY
  • TALL PAUL
  • DEATH VALLEY JOE THE RENEGADE BIKER
  • DR KEVORKIAN
  • TOM BORGETTE
  • SKIPPY BURDETTE
  • TODDZILLA
  • SHEMP
  • COUSIN JOE
  • MARY BOO WHO
  • BUDDY LOVE
  • SALLY DILLY DALLY
  • SICVIC
  • SICMIMI
  • BIG JEFF
  • FORREST THE INK DUDE
  • PETE THE SOUND KING
  • TRINA TRINA BALLERINA
  • SYLVIE SYLVIE BALLERINA

Special thanks to the following people for some how, some way having something to do with something so awesome!

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