SLOGANS

• 1998-"AHHH,ROCKY ROAD,A SLICE OF HEAVEN!"
  
• 1999-"PRIDE AND INTEGRITY","WORTHY OF THE BRAVE", "ROCKY ROAD FREEDOM COMPOUND"
  
• 2001-"FOUR YEARS OF PEACE,LOVE AND HARLEYS!"
  
• 2002-"2002,RED ,WHITE AND BLUE,I'M WITH YOU!","FIVE YEARS OF STRENGTH AND HONOR"
  (security slogan) "2002-BLACK OR BLUE IT'S UP TO YOU"
  
• 2003-"STRESS FREE IN 2003"(IT NEVER HAPPENED!)
  
• 2004-"BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, 2004!"
• 2006-"STIRRIN' UP DA' STIX-2006!"
• 2007-"IT'S A ROCKY ROAD TO HEAVEN!"

SAYINGS

• "DID YOUR PARENTS REALLY NAME YOU ROCKY ROAD?"
  
• "OPEN TILL DAYLIGHT, CLOSED TILL NOON!"
  
• NASCAR ACRONYM:Non Atheletic Sport Circling Around Rednecks!
  
• "HEY, YOU COULD TURN THIS INTO A NICE CAMPGROUND SOMEDAY!"
  
• "COMIN' ALIVE IN 2005"
  
• "75 acres of fun and excitement!"
  
• "CHILDREN AND PETS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY!"
  
• "WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON BEING ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!"
  
• "JOEY, CLOSE YOUR CAMPER DOOR-THE FLIES ARE GETTIN OUT!"
  
• "HOLD ON, THIS COW FLIES! ROCKY TWEAKED IT"
  
• "HEY, DUDE,YA GOTTA MOVE YOUR BIKE-NO JAP BIKES ON THE ASTROTURF!"
  
• "HEY, WHO PARKED MY BIKE BY THE SHIITTERS?"
  
• "WOW, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FLAG UP THERE?"
  
• "JOEY WHO?"
  
• "HEY DR. KEVORKIAN, TRIED TO MURDER ANYONE LATELY?"
  
• "DON'T MIND HIM, HE'S FROM JERSEY!"
  
• "WHERE WE GOIN', WHAT ARE WE DOIN'?"
  
• "WE'RE TAKING A RIDE TO THE KANGAROO HIGHWAY,WANNA GO?"(KANGAMANGUS!")
  
• "C'MON SCOOP, GET UP OFF THE GROUND!"
  
• "TRY A SIP, IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!"
  
• "TASTES GOOD, AND GOOD FOR YA TOO!"
  
• "HI MY NAME IS JOE LINDSAY"
  
• "WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT GUY DEATH?"
  
• "QUIET TIME? YUP WE HAVE QUIET TIME-BETWEEN 6 AM AND NOON-SO DON'T WAKE ME UP!
  
• "YUP, WE HAVE HAVE A TEAM OF EXPERTS WORKIN' ON IT AS WE SPEAK!"
  
• "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HEART SHAPE ROCK?"
  
• "IT'S CALLED ROCKY ROAD NOT JOEY ROAD!"
  
• "HEY,PSST,WHY DO THEY CALL HIM DEATH?"
  
• "DEATH!!!, GET OUTTA THAT BED!!!!"
  
• "HEY MOUTH, BEHAVE!"
  
• "HEY JOEY, WHATS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?"
  
• "THANK YOU FOR CALLING ROCKY ROAD, HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?-NOPE, I'M SORRY MR BAGONE IS IN COURT TODAY!"
  
• "HELLO ROCKY ROAD, DEATH SPEAKING, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?"
  
• "EXCUSE ME, ARE THEY OLD BULLETS???, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS PLACE WAS SAFE???, YUP THAT'S WHY IT'S SAFE!!!"
  
• "JUST GO SET UP, HE WON'T WAKE UP FOR A WHILE-MAYBE AROUND NOON!"
  
• "UHMM FAMILY CAMPING, WELL YOU MIGHT BE BETTER OFF UP THE STREET AT THE OTHER ONE!"
  
• "DON'T ASK, DO YOU HAVE?, SAY WHERE IS?"
  
• "WE HAVE EVERYTHING HERE AT ROCKY ROAD"
  
• "CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND A ROCK?"
  
• "LET'S GO TAKE OVER THE BAR"
  
• "ONLY A SIP, IT'LL PUT YOUR DICK IN THE DIRT!"
  
• "IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT HER!"
  
• "HEY BUDDY, CONTROL YOUR BITCH!"
  
• "I'M THE KING OF MY CASTLE"
  
• "IT MIGHT BE SWEET, BUT IT'S OBSOLETE!"
  
• "JESSE JAMES WHO?"
  
• "HEY ZILLA,HOW MANY WEEK ANNIVERSARY IS IT?"

NICKNAMES

• THE BIG KAHUNA
• THE BIG CAN OF TUNA
  
• ROTTEN CAN OF TUNA
• MASTER MOUTH
• MOUTH AND HER DAUGHTER MINI MOUTH
• MINI MIKE
• BIG MIKE
  
• TUMBLELINA
• THE LOCAL GYPSY
• QUEENY
  
• JIM ST. JIM
• TUMBLELINA 2
• CRASH TEST DUMMY
• TALL PAUL
• DEATH VALLEY JOE THE RENEGADE BIKER
• DR KEVORKIAN
• TOM BORGETTE
• SKIPPY BURDETTE
• TODDZILLA
• SHEMP
• COUSIN JOE
• MARY BOO WHO
• BUDDY LOVE
• SALLY DILLY DALLY
• SICVIC
• SICMIMI
  
• BIG JEFF
• FORREST THE INK DUDE
• PETE THE SOUND KING
• TRINA TRINA BALLERINA
  
• SYLVIE SYLVIE BALLERINA

Special thanks to the following people for some how, some way having something to do with something so awesome!

(TO BE CONTINUED)